All I want for Christmas is a pillowcase that smells like bacon

Posted at 10:41 AM, Dec 04, 2014
and last updated 2014-12-04 10:41:45-05

FAIRWAY, Kansas — The future of sleep has arrived, and it smells like bacon.

Yes, the world’s first pillowcase that looks and smells like bacon allows the scent of cured meat to permeate dreams and expand minds. J&D’s Foods has recently launched their bacon-scented pillowcases.

The company’s state-of-the-art printing technology, which they claim they stole from NASA, embeds the scent of bacon in the ink on printed pillowcases.

Try not to eat the pillowcase, because if cared for properly, the aroma should last for six to 12 months or more, the company says. The fabric can even endure through multiple wash cycles and excessive sleep-drooling.

The pillowcases are available online for $12.99.