This Land Is Your Land? Star-Spangled Banner? You’re A Grand Ole Flag? God Bless America?
Scratch that. This Independence Day we shall play Rosa G., who has penned a triumphant dedication to our nation’s birthday.
Seriously, we’ve waited 238 years for this song. Rebecca Black couldn’t have done it better.
Love the Fourth of July (x2)
I do it up big on the Fourth of July
Love the Fourth of July (x2)
The neighborhood grilling, chillin outside
Can you feel it? It’s that summer glory
When I can celebrate USA’s story
Park turnt up and day’s just startin
I brought a picnic, this cheese is Havarti
It’s a holiday, our nation’s birthday.
Red white and blue all over the place
It’s so hot I can’t believe it
An ice cold drink you’re gonna need it.
But I’m fresh, I’m looking real mean
Blockin UV SPF 15
Paper plates with patriotic doodles
Wave a tiny flag from my pool noodle
Love the Fourth of July (x2)
I do it up big on the Fourth of July
Love the Fourth of July (x2)
Sip my soda on the motherf**** Fourth of July.
Fourth, fourth, fourth of July
Fourth fourth fourth fourth of July
(Everybody!)
Fourth Fourth Fourth of July
Fourth fourth fourth fourth of July
Friends crowd the grill, I know why
Burgers smell delicious, I can’t pass by
You take MY bun, I’LL take yours
Anyone knows who brought these fruit skewers?
Check my t-shirt… there’s a eagle on it.
I love the Fourth… and you can bet on it.
Ask my cousin, ask my aunt
And my third cousin, he never fronts.
Pledge allegiance to fun in the sun.
I’m Proud to be an American.
Love the Fourth of July (x2)
I do it up big on the Fourth of July
Love the Fourth of July (x2)
Pop that firework got me peeping hard to the sky.
Can I just say, it’s been a good day.
Real quick: shout to mama.
July Fourth is second to nada…
…walking home with an empanada…
fourth, fourth, fourth of july
fourth fourth fourth fourth of july
