WATCH: Polar Vortex, You Freeze My Cortex – A Complain Song

Posted at 7:31 AM, Jan 08, 2014
and last updated 2014-01-08 07:33:46-05

(WTVR) – While this week’s freezing weather, brought on by the polar vortex plunging farther south than usual, likely inspired you to crank up the heat and dress in layers, it also inspired this man to jam.

Check out the sure-to-be hit “Polar Vortex, You Freeze My Cortex – A Complain Song.”

My favorite line: “Polar Vortex/I do not crave you/but if you was on a plate I would microwave you.”