If Zombies attack Richmond, this website and map will help you survive

Posted at 8:42 AM, Apr 11, 2012

RICHMOND, Va. (WTVR) – There is a new website that promises to help you survive in the unlikely event that Zombies attack. Map of the Dead, Zombie Survival Map helps you quickly find places nearby that can supply you with items you’ll likely need to survive.

Once you type in your address, the site uses Google maps to locate the nearest gun store, grocery store and shopping mall, among other places.

It would be a good idea to familiarize yourself with this website before October. Richmond’s annual Zombie Walk is scheduled for Saturday, Oct. 27, 2012.

The Zombies who organize the walk are unimpressed with the new map and its features.

“BWAAAHAHA! You humans..  you have spirit left in you, but not for long,” said Zombies DeadMason and GreyMatter. “When the struggle to keep order becomes futile, and all of the modern conveniences of life slip away, the locations on these maps will only serve as reminder of where our meals are taken. Even now, as you prepare for our inevitable return, do you not understand.. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!”

The Richmond Zombie Walk benefits the American Cancer Society.